i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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