Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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