Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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