As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
And then he peed in my hair
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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