hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
You were trust falling into bushes
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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