I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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