There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
