i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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