Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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