im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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