One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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