am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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