i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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