she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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