windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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