There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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