what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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