No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
