I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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