dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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