O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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