We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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