A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
oh god the rape fog is back!
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
