What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Say something about gay babies.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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