I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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