don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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