He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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