My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Randomize
