I heard we made out
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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