Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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