i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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