seriously i just wanna be friends
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i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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