Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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