they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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