I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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