"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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