beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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