Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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