You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
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