The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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