He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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