I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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