Don't you send me to vm
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
