On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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