i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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