For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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