I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
