Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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