No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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