dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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